I’m pretty sure my dog thinks I’m his butler. The sad thing is, it’s really not that far from the truth.
Ouch, my childhood
I tried to look up something cute and funny by typing “Pokemon” into the search bar on the side, but I was not rewarded. I am, quite frankly, disturbed by how popular Pokemon porn is. I’m going to go eat ice cream now and think about something else.
Oh, Orin. You so crazy.
“Everyday I ask them to get me pregnant. I want it so bad. Sometimes I’ll just improvise. I’ll say my lines and then I’ll be like, ‘Oh, and by the way, I’m pregnant!’ and they’ll be like ‘Cut! You’re not pregnant yet.’ and I’ll be like, ‘Please?’”
I have this feeling so often it’s not even funny anymore.