I’m pretty sure my dog thinks I’m his butler. The sad thing is, it’s really not that far from the truth.
The woman nodding in the audience makes it.
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Ouch, my childhood
I tried to look up something cute and funny by typing “Pokemon” into the search bar on the side, but I was not rewarded. I am, quite frankly, disturbed by how popular Pokemon porn is. I’m going to go eat ice cream now and think about something else.
Oh, Orin. You so crazy.
Flags made out of the foods their nationalities are famous for.
Oh ha ha, very funny. No word of “Thanks for the tomatoes, we’d totally be lost without them,” Italy? Typical.
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And now, a magician named Gob. [x]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ
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“Everyday I ask them to get me pregnant. I want it so bad. Sometimes I’ll just improvise. I’ll say my lines and then I’ll be like, ‘Oh, and by the way, I’m pregnant!’ and they’ll be like ‘Cut! You’re not pregnant yet.’ and I’ll be like, ‘Please?’”
“Yet”??!?!?!
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Andy is pretty much the best.
I have this feeling so often it’s not even funny anymore.
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The best kind of permit.
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I’m just sayin, babies know what’s up.
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